Pada perang dunia ke-dua, tiga pesawat Belanda jatuh di Kalimantan. Ketiga pilot itu pun akhirnya disandera oleh warga setempat yang ternyata adalah orang Dayak. Kebetulan orang-orang dayak tersebut adalah ‘head hunter’ dan sekaligus kanibal. Mengetahui hal tersebut, ketiga pilot yang takut tersebut memohon agar tidak dibunuh. Extend This Post Reach Read More →

Orang bodoh sulit dapat kerja, akhirnya di bisnis. Agar bisnisnya berhasil, tentu dia harus rekrut orang Pintar. Walhasil Bosnya orang pintar adalah orang bodoh. Extend This Post Reach Read More →

Friendship Between Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Extend This Post Reach Read More →

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.” Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and... 

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates.”  Read More →

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,” Extend... 

So, how do you tell if your throwing a successful, kick-ass, party? Just take this quick and simple quiz to find out! Festivity Level One Your guests are sitting around chatting, nibbling the party food, sipping their drinks. They are admiring your Christmas tree ornaments and stand around the piano singing carols. Extend This Post Reach Read More →

This is your captain speaking Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of L**n Air. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. Extend This Post Reach Read More →